Thought Vomit: June 2010

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Everyone is thinking it....

I'm just the one saying it. Ok Perkins is out for tonight's Game 7, sprained MCL and torn PCL.

I feel for Perk, you play your ass off all year, win the Eastern Conference, make it to Game 7 of the finals vs those pussies from LA and this happens. Now i'm not a coach by any means but if I was the shot caller here. SCALABRINE! all the way.....why not? Even if it's for like 2 mins...Scalabrine doesn't want to be feed, he wants to hunt.

LOOKS LIKE A GOOD TIME

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Threw up in my mouth a little bit

come on really lady, why do this?

Strip Clubs - What is the WORLD coming to?

ok I was reading this on Barstool this morning and I had to migrate it over to the Vomit.

What is the WORLD coming to?

Boston.com - In Boston, an exotic dancer can dance near someone’s lap, but they cannot make contact with the patron and the customer may not touch the dancer. But someone forgot to tell that to a dancer at Glass Slipper Gentleman’s Club, police said. Detectives John DeVaney and Kevin McGill were conducting a “licensed premise inspection’’ of the Glass Slipper on May 9 when they said they observed a female dancer getting a little too close to a patron in a third-floor lounge. The dancer, who was clad in a G-string, was performing a lap dance on a male patron and making physical contact with him, according to police. And that’s a no-no under city licensing rules. The detectives filed a report, and the city issued a violation. “Touching is forbidden. It’s absolutely forbidden,’’ said Daniel F. Pokaski, chairman of the Boston Licensing Board. “We don’t want to go back to the bad old days of the Combat Zone,’’ Pokaski said. He said that Boston, like other major cities, is bound to have strip clubs, but he doesn’t want to see a return to Boston’s tawdry past. The Glass Slipper, located downtown, and its neighbor, Centerfolds, are the only strip clubs in Boston and among the last vestiges of the Combat Zone, a red light district that emerged in the 1960s. It largely disappeared in the 1990s with the construction or renovation of theaters, shops, and condos.

Do people really go to the Glass Slipper or Centerfolds? Because what’s the point of paying 25 dollars for a bottle of water at a strip club when a chick can’t grind all over your cock without getting a violation? I mean if I just wanted to just stare at a chicks tits I’d watch pornhub, a rerun of the Sopranos or just make Jenna get naked at work. But that’s not even the point of this blog. Dan Pokaski can cut the shit with this the reason you can’t get a lap dance is Boston is because he doesn’t want to bring back the old days of the Combat Zone. Give me a break dude. This ain’t the 60’s anymore. That area is actually pretty nice now. So letting chicks give lap dances isn’t going to change a thing except give people what they want and that’s the ability to get their dick danced on. And isn’t that what Government is all about in the first place? Serving the people? So stop telling me what you can’t do and start telling me what you can do. Bottomline is that stripclubs without lap dances shouldn’t even be allowed to exist. It’s false advertising and fraud. I’m not saying get rid of them. I’m saying fix them. Let asses grind from sea to shining sea.